meet The Dreamers:
Name: Dr. Peridot Zealand
Occupation: Exotic dancer, assistant kindergarten teacher
Dream: To buy her mother a proper car with four-wheel drive and seat warmers
Name: Gravitie Jones
Occupation: Professional cookie jar, worm whisperer
Dream: End world hunger, watch all the Star Wars movies in order without a break
Name: Nurse Hartigan
Occupation: Midwife, scuba diving instructor, professional temp
Dream: Plant an incredible home garden and then host a dinner party for his co-workers, where all the food served will have been harvested from his garden
Name: Stripe-legged Booby
Occupation: Amateur mime, blogger
Dream: She’s not sure; no long-term dreams so far, but the current short-term dream is to upgrade the Wi-Fi service
Name: Guacamole Guitar
Occupation: Line cook at a Mexican chain restaurant, runs a lucrative OnlyFans page
Dream: Travel around the world to sample quality street food and meet eclectic lovers
Name: Aurelie Armchair
Occupation: Entry-level employee at Abercrombie; also, runs a homemade candle business (on the side)
Dream: To make it to the NCA (National Candle Association) Conference & Expo (based on her business model and timetable, feasible by 2028)
Name: Glisterine Singh
Occupation: Accountant by day, F.B.I. informant by night
Dream: To finish writing his book of poetry and prose
Name: Hamm Jorge
Occupation: Birthday party entertainer, pet store co-owner
Dream: Direct a live action version of a Disney princess movie, starring Zooey Deschanel
Name: Beat
Occupation: Fake food model at a corner deli, unwilling servant of capitalism
Dream: Dismantle the patriarchy
Name: Skinny Legend
Occupation: Junior detective. [Monsieur Legend is so committed to his job that he dyed his hands a bright crimson in honor of the phrase “caught red-handed.” Unfortunately, in all his excitement, he overlooked the fact that the phrase is primarily meant to describe his targets, rather than himself.]
Dream: To earn a promotion and become the lead detective on an important case. Ideally, this case would also become the subject of at least one docuseries and true crime podcast episode.
Name: Sheridan Stoole
Occupation: Columnist for Bird Watchers Digest
Dream: To write for Architectural Digest. And to meet the love of his life.
Name: Sara Loynes
Occupation: Part-time waitress, full-time college student
Dream: Start an environmental law firm, patent special waitress roller skates